If These Walls Could Talk

By Hannah Thornby 鈥15

Go to college. Choose major. Take classes. Earn degree. Seems simple enough. But life (and higher education) is rarely so straightforward. 

On the hilltop, the 鈥渢raditional鈥 undergraduate experience is anything but, as students step beyond the walls of their classrooms and into study abroad programs, national and international service learning, real-world research projects, student organizations and more. The r茅sum茅s of recent grads read more like Choose Your Own Adventure books, with an infinite number of paths to follow. Here, four undergrads and two MBA graduates take us along for the ride, giving a peek into a day in the life of a classroom.

COMM 1317

7:45 I show up earlier than I ever have to a class, more excited about being back in a classroom than embarrassed at sitting alone. I take a seat, far back right, near the window. Directly outside are big trees 鈥 the kind that they don鈥檛 have at most workplaces 鈥 and a grassy lawn that leads down to Congress Avenue. I鈥檝e missed this hill.

7:55 All the brave souls who would dare take an 8 a.m. class are here. Varner pulls up the schedule on the projector, as well as a song on YouTube, the customary 鈥渃ome into my classroom; I don鈥檛 bite鈥 song that professors often play to ease their students into class. It鈥檚 鈥淪hepherd鈥檚 Clock鈥 by some band called Hikes. Mostly instrumental indie rock. A quick Google search confirms my suspicion that it is an Austin-bred band. She lets it play until class starts.

7:58 鈥淭hose of you who are here early: Make sure you have your textbook, and sign up for one of the four speech presentation dates on the board,鈥 says Varner. One small stampede later, only one name is scribbled next to the first sign-up date. Everyone else has opted for more preparation time and crammed their names into the remaining three slots.

8:00 The background music is turned off; another day in academia officially begins. Varner鈥檚 鈥淕ood morning鈥 is greeted with mumbles, the customary sound of college students before 9:30 a.m. Two are wearing Hilltopper shirts; otherwise, the classroom is a mix of athletic gear, polos, dresses, a baseball shirt, rolled-up khakis, white sneakers and one pair of socks in flip-flops.

8:05 鈥淚f I haven鈥檛 learned something new after your informative speech, you have failed,鈥 says Varner. An obvious fact, but it still seems harsh. I wonder if that鈥檚 the coddled millennial in me.

8:16鈥8:30 Chatter from the students, who have formed four- or five-person groups to discuss and finalize their picks for their speeches. Topics include everything from rain forests and the environment to body piercing and tattoos. Not everyone is talking, but no one is asleep.

8:22 All of the iced coffees have been consumed. The few with hot coffees 鈥 in my book, the winners 鈥 are still sipping.

8:30 Varner calls attention to the front of the room and starts asking, maybe even interrogating, the students, making sure their topics are well thought out and that their upcoming informative speeches won鈥檛, in her words, 鈥渇ail.鈥 Banned books, radio identification systems, brain mapping and the FDIC all pass. She tells the girl who selected veganism that she is doubtful she will learn anything new from her speech; apparently, someone covers the topic every semester. Varner is clearly most enthusiastic about someone who proposes doing a speech on marriage in Saudi Arabia: 鈥淕ood for you all! That鈥檚 what I love about 福利黄色激情四射51鈥檚. We are global citizens. Fantastic.鈥

9:06 Varner: 鈥淚f you say 鈥榶ou guys鈥 after this class, I will deny that I was ever your teacher.鈥

鈥 Teri Varner, Associate Professor of Education

SOCW 2318.01

9:22 鈥淲e鈥檙e going to debate the Social Security Act today. It鈥檚 going to be fun,鈥 Borasky tells me as I introduce myself, shortly before class begins. The name sounds familiar so I text my college roommate, a Social Work major, to see if this was one of her professors.

9:26 鈥淎nyone going to ACL [Austin City Limits] this weekend? I鈥檓 staying as far away from downtown as I can,鈥 says Borasky.

9:33 Two people come in late. One has a jug of coffee. I鈥檓 guessing 20, maybe 22 ounces. Impressive. The other carries a coffee mug with her.

9:35 In a five-minute intro, Borasky has breezed through the Great Depression, Keynesian economics and the role of the federal government. 鈥淲hat else do you think needs to be discussed?鈥 Students throw out forced pensions, the longevity of the program as a whole, retirement age and baby boomers, among other things.

9:41 Students have to pick a state and whether they are a Democrat or a Republican for the debate. To start the debate, which is supposed to be argued as though it were 1935, Borasky pretends to be President Franklin Delano Roosevelt introducing the Social Security Act to Congress. It鈥檚 a lot of dramatic hand waving and a cartoonishly deep voice.

9:45 The debate floor is set. Students don鈥檛 wait to jump in.

9:53 The best Congressional imitation comes from a girl with dyed hair, tattoos and high-top Chuck Taylors. She starts each of her rebuttals with, 鈥淎s my colleague said,鈥 and references laws, economic theory or political ideals every time she speaks.

10:02 Someone who had avoided talking suddenly drops a whole lot of knowledge about the WPA [Works Progress Administration], the private sector and the numbers behind it all.

10:06 There is one girl left to talk. She鈥檚 flipping through her textbook.

10:11 She speaks! The last person to join in the debate insists that 鈥渉ope鈥 has to play a role and offers relatively liberal idealism.

10:20 鈥淎nyone remember the words to the preamble?鈥 asks Borasky. A 鈥淩epublican鈥 from the back nails it 鈥 and also explains that it鈥檚 from Schoolhouse Rock.

10:22 I鈥檝e almost finished my coffee. A Jo鈥檚 Americano. I spent a good portion of my meal plan on these my freshman year. Nostalgia washes over.

10:36 鈥淭hat鈥檚 why I have Scottie dogs 鈥 because FDR had them, too,鈥 Borasky says, as she finishes showing the class a YouTube video of a 1936 FDR speech called, 鈥淚 Welcome Their Hatred.鈥

10:46 No lingering tensions from the political debate. Republicans and Democrats walk out together.

10:52 I finally get a chance to talk to Borasky after three other students bombard her with comments and questions about the class. My old roommate texted me halfway through class and has asked me to say hello and share the story about how she was able to see Pope Francis last week in Washington, D.C., Borasky is clearly delighted to hear my former roommate鈥檚 name, but she already knows the story I鈥檓 going to tell her. Another student had shown some of the Facebook pictures to her last week.

鈥 Stacey Borasky, Associate Professor of Social Work

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Aerial view of students gathering around a table in a classroom with notebooks

READ 1324.01

11:11 It takes me a while to figure out that this is a supplementary class for American Experience, a social problems and term paper鈥揵ased course that all sophomores at 福利黄色激情四射51鈥檚 have to take. This class is set aside for students whose first language is something other than English.

11:16 They all speak Arabic, minus one student from Angola who speaks Portuguese. Interns are previous students of the class and circle the room to help.

11:36 I鈥檝e finished my coffee.

11:38 Leavell talks about how important the Writing Center is. It鈥檚 headed by one of my favorite professors. I make a note to stop by after class on my reunion tour of campus.

11:49 In an exercise about contrasting expectations with reality, the interns share stories about how, before coming to the United States, they thought New York City was violent because of things like popular crime and murder shows. Another says she thought that she would face a lot of racism and discrimination because she wears a hijab. 鈥淏ut the people of Austin are very friendly,鈥 she adds.

12:15 End of class. Overall, it was a very quiet hour. I have a feeling several of the students were uncomfortable with my presence and had concerns about their comments being distributed outside of Fleck 106.

鈥 Judy Leavell, Associate Professor of Reading

EDUC 3340.01

12:30 The next class is about bilingual pedagogy, one of those classes that is so obviously practical for real life, but which you never think about actually existing. It鈥檚 by far the smallest class of the day. Only four students. All women. They pull two of the tables together and gather around as if they were sharing a meal. I don鈥檛 speak Spanish, so much is lost on me during this class.

12:45 I wonder if these students have had this professor before 鈥 not unheard of at St. Edward鈥檚. They鈥檙e all very relaxed with each other and remind me of old neighborhood friends, catching up casually in someone鈥檚 kitchen. From what I can tell, they鈥檙e debriefing on an event they went to, the Tom谩s Rivera Award 20th Anniversary Celebration in San Marcos. They all laugh about some mischievous marker-stealing kid I gather they encountered at the event. I鈥檓 still not fluent in Spanish.

12:55 Now they鈥檙e going around the table sharing scrapbooks, which Hern谩ndez calls 鈥淚 Live Here鈥 books. I catch mentions of paddleboarding, Home Slice Pizza, Zilker Park, the HOPE Outdoor Gallery, Idaho, Austin, St. Edward鈥檚, Enchanted Rock and HEB.

1:21 As a lover of narrative studies and literacy theory, I love the current debate: What topics are too difficult to teach? What role do stories and fiction play in education? 鈥淗ave y鈥檃ll read Pete and Pickles?鈥 one student asks the others.

1:25 What sociocultural movements aren鈥檛 currently included in education? 鈥淵ou hear about Brown vs. Board of Education, and the black civil rights movement, but some things you never hear about. I never thought about the Mexican-American civil rights movement until I came to 福利黄色激情四射51鈥檚,鈥 says a student. Same for me!

1:43 Class is over so Hern谩ndez asks one of the students about her club soccer game. She recaps the match in Spanish, so I can鈥檛 share the details. I think they lost. My Spanish has not improved over the last hour and 15 minutes.

鈥 Arcelia Hern谩ndez, Assistant Professor of Bilingual Education

 

RELS 2303.01

1:52 Hiebert puts on her 鈥渃ome into my classroom; I don鈥檛 bite鈥 song from an iTunes 鈥淪EU Class鈥 playlist. The song playing is a classical North Indian tune.

1:59 鈥淲ho is coming with me to the Austin Hindu Temple this Saturday?鈥 she asks. The class is just finishing up a section on Hinduism, so Hiebert is inviting students to meet her Saturday. 鈥淵ou have time before ACL starts if you meet me at 9 a.m.鈥

2:05 Once I finally get everyone to sign the photo release form, I realize just how many students are in this classroom. I think it鈥檚 one of the biggest classes I鈥檝e ever seen at 福利黄色激情四射51鈥檚: about 23 students, split almost evenly between male and female.

2:06 Shiva and Shakti, god and goddess. Transcendence and Immanence of God. A couple more vocabulary words later, and I start to think the class might be hard to follow.

2:10 It鈥檚 been years since I鈥檝e studied world religions, and thinking and talking about Eastern traditions is not like riding a bike. The students are on it, though. They respond to questions, offer examples and ask what seem to be thoughtful questions, though I鈥檓 not sure because I am officially lost.

2:15 Now they鈥檙e moving onto a more specific piece of Hinduism I can understand: Hindu temples. And by understand, I mean that I can have at least a visual understanding of what we鈥檙e talking about via the professor鈥檚 PowerPoint.

2:21 I am deeply disappointed to learn that I have been pronouncing 鈥淗imalayas鈥 wrong: It鈥檚 Hi-MAL-ias, not Hima-LAY-as.

2:35 Hiebert shows us the lotus motif in Hindu paintings, buildings, wall designs and tapestries from various centuries. From what I can tell, there is incredible intricacy in Hinduism, so many seemingly small details that add up to a very robust culture and religion.

2:46 I can鈥檛 imagine how many pages and pages and pages of notes students in RELS 2303 take. So much vocabulary.

3:01 Puja, meaning Hindu worship, involves being mindful of using all your senses. And, of course, smell and taste are important senses. Making their debut on today鈥檚 projector screen: pictures of food.

3:09 鈥淗indu priests are like techies at a rock concert,鈥 Hiebert says, making the best analogy of the day. She explains that it means they make sure everything goes well technically with a ritual when people come to worship at a temple.

3:13 Class comes to an end. I race off to feed myself.

鈥 Julie Hiebert, Visiting Assistant Professor of Religious Studies

POLS 2320.01

4:50 I come in a little later than I have been. Two girls are talking about taking some kind of trip 鈥 I鈥檓 going out on a limb and saying it鈥檚 political science鈥搑elated 鈥 to Washington, D.C.

5:04 We start late. It鈥檚 my fault. These Political Science students are the most excited I have seen to be on camera. I feel like they鈥檙e schmoozing me, trying to say something that will get themselves into what I鈥檓 writing. They are called back to attention by Jones, who is lecturing on campaign management in times of crisis.

5:10 Today鈥檚 topic is introduced: crafting a campaign message.

5:15 There are 17 students, the majority of whom are men. Still a few daredevil coffee-drinkers, even though it鈥檚 past 5 p.m.

5:26 Someone asks Jones about what happens when candidates go rogue. I am intrigued, and Jones actually has an anecdote about it.

5:31 Enter politicians with social media accounts. Twitter has changed everything.

5:32 A passing anecdote from Jones later, and I finally have a good understanding of the particulars of why Romney lost in 2012.

5:47 Breaking news: Clip art is back and now, on Jones鈥 next slide, includes a figure that looks very much like a political candidate espousing a political message to his voters.

6:09 Jones talks to a few students after class about getting involved in upcoming campaigns.

鈥 Robert Jones, Adjunct Professor of Political Science

ACCT 2301.06

6:30 Last class of the day. Accounting. Only seven people are in the room, and they鈥檙e sitting as far away from one another as possible. I bet this is customary of night classes.

6:35 I have just learned that there are two types of inventory: perpetual and periodic.
 
6:43 Wang uses selling an iPhone to explain something about inventory, and a few seconds later, a signature iPhone ring goes off.

6:58 Wang admits this can be overwhelming and promises example problems. I鈥檓 under no illusion that I won鈥檛 still be confused.

7:12 A student nails the answer to what seems to be a really tough question from Wang. But before anyone can start celebrating, Wang says that the methods used for this problem are becoming extinct in 2017 when the rules change. 鈥淐hanging Tax Rules鈥 sounds like it could be its own class.

8:30 As I leave, I long for the full classroom experience you only get as a student: I have no classmates with whom to dissect and analyze all that was discussed and covered, which I have seen students do today walking out Fleck 106鈥檚 door after each class. The one thing missing from my day was the camaraderie you get with your classmates, of being in something together. And even though it鈥檚 well past 5 p.m., I could really use that meal plan for another cup of coffee.

鈥 Jennifer Wang, Adjunct Professor of Accounting


Hannah Thornby 鈥15 is currently a Fulbright English Teaching Assistant in Malaysia.